How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light blub?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;
one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
one to get together with Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton $1 million for a light bulb;
one to arrange a photo-op showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;
one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.