How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light blub?

Seven:

One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;

one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

one to get together with Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton $1 million for a light bulb;

one to arrange a photo-op showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;

one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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